> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
>Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
>Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
>Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
>A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
>Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
> Meanness doesn't just happen overnight.
> Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
> Don't corner something that you know is meaner than you.
> It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
> You cannot unsay a cruel word.
> Every path has a few puddles.
> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
> Most of the stuff people worry about isn’t going to happen, anyway.
> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
> Don't interfere with something' that isn’t bothering you none.
> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
> The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
> Always drink upstream from the herd.
> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
> Letting' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting' it back in.
> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
> LIVE SIMPLY! LOVE GENEROUSLY! CARE DEEPLY! SPEAK KINDLY! LEAVE THE REST TO GOD!
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
